i permit you to call me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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