I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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