Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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