turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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