it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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