Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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