my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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