Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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