the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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