your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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