We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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