One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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