if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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