someone get that fucking seahorse.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
