ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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