alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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