My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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