Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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