I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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