I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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