ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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