if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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