Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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