I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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