I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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