At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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