Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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