So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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