What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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