Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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