She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
