So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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