That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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