Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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