i think my mom watched the whole time
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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