Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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