so that wasnt chicken after all
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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