Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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