spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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