yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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