That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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