put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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