Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i would one night stand the shit outta him
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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