i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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