I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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