I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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