Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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