Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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