Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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