me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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