What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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