problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
