So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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