have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Can I color on your dick again?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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