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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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