quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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