Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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